{"id":4005,"date":"2010-08-11T21:35:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T04:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/?p=4005"},"modified":"2010-08-11T21:35:17","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T04:35:17","slug":"north-plains-or-rogue-brew-pub-and-eatery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=4005","title":{"rendered":"North Plains, OR &#8211; Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4008\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4008\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/rogue3png.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4008\" title=\"Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/rogue3png-225x300.png\" alt=\"Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/strong><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4008\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>In the midst of elephant garlic territory (you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funstinks.com\/\">missed the festival<\/a> last week, btw), in the center of town&#8230;.ok, in the center of the one block of town, sits the Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery, which i don&#8217;t believe is any relation to the Rogue Ales brewer type guys.  Tho they do serve those quaffs.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>This is a neighborhood bar w\/o a neighborhood, out in the middle of elephant garlic heaven, Oregon.  We were on our way to the coast, when hunger pains struck, but regretfully, far past the exit for the <a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/?p=1011\">Helvetia Tavern<\/a>. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So it was either grab a couple of burgers from the AM\/PM mini mart, or check out this place. It was mid afternoon, so the place was empty, but that didn&#8217;t deter the waitress from popping the top on a new case of attitude, just for us.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You know what I mean, the waitress (or waiter) who rolls their eyes so hard, you think you can HEAR IT, when they say to themselves, &#8220;oh great, customers.&#8221;  After delivering the menus, and taking our drink orders, she had to return a number of times to get our order, and despite being the only customers, despite repetition, despite her successfully (one assumes) passing it off to the cook, after a considerable length of time, it was at last delivered&#8230;&#8230;wrong.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fuck it, we say, let&#8217;s eat, and we did.  I ordered the elephant garlic burger, a 1\/3 pound food service patty adorned with elephant garlic pureed with a little basil, wine  and mayo.  This was plopped atop an over-sized slice of genoa salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato, and raw onion.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>While the menu cautioned this burger is for &#8220;garlic lovers only,&#8221;  elephant garlic is not really a member of the garlic family, closer to leeks, and thus milder in flavor.  I didn&#8217;t find it entirely unpleasant, and will try and concoct same at home, but using a higher quality meat, and a harder salami.  Just personal preference.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The burgers come standard with run of the mill chips, fries or rings $2.00 extra.  We tried the rings, and they weren&#8217;t particularly memorable, either.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There were three of us, two burgers, one rings, two beers, one soda, one calamari, one side salad, $33, plus tip.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kind of spendy. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m glad I went, so I can go &#8220;oh, pshaw,&#8221; when someone brags to me about what a good burger this place has. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s a good burger if you happen to be in North Plains and run out of gas or get a flat tire, maybe.  Otherwise, &#8220;this isn&#8217;t the burger you are looking for, move along.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4009\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4009\" style=\"width: 524px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/rogue1png.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4009\" title=\"Rogue Brew Pub Elephant Garlic Burger\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/rogue1png.png\" alt=\"Rogue Brew Pub Elephant Garlic Burger\" width=\"524\" height=\"331\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/strong><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4009\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rogue Brew Pub Elephant Garlic Burger<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbanspoon.com\/r\/24\/1514734\/restaurant\/Portland\/The-Rogue-Brew-Pub-Eatery-North-Plains\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: medium none; width: 200px; height: 146px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.urbanspoon.com\/b\/link\/1514734\/biglink.gif\" alt=\"The Rogue Brew Pub &amp; Eatery on Urbanspoon\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of elephant garlic territory (you missed the festival last week, btw), in the center of town&#8230;.ok, in the center of the one block of town, sits the Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery, which i don&#8217;t believe is any relation to the Rogue Ales brewer type guys. Tho they do serve those quaffs.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=4005\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">North Plains, OR &#8211; Rogue Brew Pub and Eatery<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,16],"tags":[1295,1296,2476,2528,2536,2747,3040],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}