{"id":1748,"date":"2009-11-25T09:41:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T17:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2009-11-25T09:41:07","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T17:41:07","slug":"portland-or-cheesesteak-hamburger-cart-courthouse-sq-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=1748","title":{"rendered":"Portland, OR &#8211; Cheesesteak &#038; Burgers Cart, Courthouse Sq. (Snore)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reindeer3-pn.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reindeer3-pn.png\" alt=\"reindeer3 pn\" title=\"reindeer3 pn\" width=\"580\" height=\"420\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1749\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, come on guys, let&#8217;s at least try! A friend of mine was carping about this cart the other day, and how they put shredded lettuce on their burgers, which he finds distasteful. I concur. But what I found more distasteful about this operator, was a) pre-cooked food service patties warmed on the grill, b) a less than hygienic operating environment, c) incredibly slow service, and d) an employee totally distracted by being on his cell fone or yakking with non-customers around him.<\/p>\n<p>I ordered the cheeseburger, plain and simple, tho the sign does say &#8220;three slices of cheese,&#8221; and it lived up to that. I am an impatient guy under the best of circumstances, but to wait (and wait) for a simple burger to be &#8220;warmed&#8221; while the employee is busying himself with non work related tasks (I have experienced and griped about this same thing going on at the Pearl&#8217;s #1 coffee shop)&#8230;..well, that&#8217;s cheeses me off (so to speak).<\/p>\n<p>The cheesesteaks looked like they might have been a better choice. The burger tasted like any cafeteria, Costco, Sysco, Sam&#8217;s Club burger, they have that kind of odd texture, and a hint of smokey flavor that comes from an ingredient instead of cooking method.  And what&#8217;s with the mooshed bun?  From the grill to you to me, was less than one foot of distance.  You couldn&#8217;t make it that far without that giant thumb imprint in the bun?  Oh, well.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I don&#8217;t usually completely pan anybody, but stopping at this cart isn&#8217;t worth your time.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=111207782088464487833.00043fd6de4e9d48b9436&amp;ll=45.488858,-122.681158&amp;spn=0.147585,0.189863&amp;output=embed\"><\/iframe><br \/><small>View <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=111207782088464487833.00043fd6de4e9d48b9436&amp;ll=45.488858,-122.681158&amp;spn=0.147585,0.189863&amp;source=embed\" style=\"color:#0000FF;text-align:left\">Portland Hot Dog Crawl<\/a> in a larger map<\/small><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reindeer4-PNG.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reindeer4-PNG.png\" alt=\"reindeer4 PNG\" title=\"reindeer4 PNG\" width=\"549\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1751\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, come on guys, let&#8217;s at least try! A friend of mine was carping about this cart the other day, and how they put shredded lettuce on their burgers, which he finds distasteful. I concur. But what I found more distasteful about this operator, was a) pre-cooked food service patties warmed on the grill, b)&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=1748\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Portland, OR &#8211; Cheesesteak &#038; Burgers Cart, Courthouse Sq. 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