{"id":17320,"date":"2017-10-11T10:06:26","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T15:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/?p=17320"},"modified":"2017-10-11T10:06:26","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T15:06:26","slug":"random-meat-sticks-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=17320","title":{"rendered":"Random Meat Sticks Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/klements-factory.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17327\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-17327\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/klements-factory-150x80.jpg\" alt=\"Random Meat Sticks Review\" width=\"150\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a>When I go on my drives, seeking out great dogs, burgers, and pizza across America, my in-vehicle snack food is frequently meat snack sticks, like Slim Jims. I can&#8217;t even begin to fathom how many brands and variations there are of this popular snack food.\u00a0 Ingredient and cost wise, they span the whole spectrum from crap to gourmet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I don&#8217;t have a &#8220;regular brand,&#8221; I guess other than I seem to end up with Slim Jims the most often, simply because they dominate the shelf space. My criticisms of Slim Jims are two:\u00a0 1) mechanically separated chicken, and 2) there is an oiliness to the product.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">While I also can&#8217;t verify this fact, it appears Slim Jim is America&#8217;s oldest brand in the genre, being introduced in 1929.\u00a0 Of course (at least in my opinion) it wasn&#8217;t an off the cuff lightbulb idea for a new product.\u00a0 I believe America meat snacks are based on the German-Austrian snack <a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/link-factgory.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17328\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-17328\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/link-factgory-300x134.jpg\" alt=\"Random Meat Sticks Review\" width=\"300\" height=\"134\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Landjaeger.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That snack has been around &#8220;forever&#8221; usually a combination of beef, pork, lard and spices, and cured through a heavy smoke process.\u00a0 It is popular with hikers, hunters, and the military as it keeps a long time without refrigeration.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So this trip, seems my mouth bumped into a Slim Jim&#8217;s, one from Klement&#8217;s of Milwaukee, a Jack Link&#8217;s and a local product from a butcher in Solon, IA.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You need to know off the top I&#8217;m always kinda partial to Link&#8217;s, because it was a local company when I was growing up, and I really like their peppery steak sticks. Regardless of its geographical heritage, I do like Link&#8217;s meat snack sticks. I don&#8217;t venture into flavor land tho.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The original is salty, smoky, and has a good texture, requiring you to actually chew.\u00a0 Links has entered the refrigerated <a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/2014\/08\/jack-links-smoked-sausage-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sausage market<\/a>, not crazy about that product.\u00a0 If you ever find yourself rolling through Minong Wisconsin, the local grocery serves as a <a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/2013\/05\/minong-wi-jack-link-beef-jerky-outlet-store\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jack Link outlet store<\/a>. Some dandy deals.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17330\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17330\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/solon.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17330\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-17330\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/solon-300x153.jpg\" alt=\"Random Meat Sticks Review\" width=\"300\" height=\"153\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17330\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Ruzicka&#8217;s Solon IA<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Klement&#8217;s is an old timey\u00a0Milwaukee sausage company and I&#8217;m a fan of <a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/?s=Klement&amp;search=Search\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">many of their products<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I hadn&#8217;t seen their meat snack sticks on the grocery station circuit before and ran into them in Ronald Reagan&#8217;s hometown.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">No connection, I&#8217;m sure. While the Klement&#8217;s product smelled great, so I thought it had great potential, upon the first bite, I said to myself &#8220;no way.&#8221;\u00a0 The texture is awful, and by awful I mean, not very firm. It&#8217;s almost mushy. And I bought two, what do I do with the other one?\u00a0 Anyway, so I won&#8217;t be picking those up again, or at least not until I forget I didn&#8217;t like them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Finally,\u00a0 in search of an entirely different product, I ran into a little butcher in the small burg of Solon, Iowa, and he had his own variety. They were superb, meaty, smoking, chewy.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ruzickascatering.com\/\">Ruzicka&#8217;s<\/a> is a butcher, locker plant, state inspected processor and caterer. Great ambition, small shop, great products.\u00a0 Yes, they&#8217;ll grind up your deer, cow or hog, too. Ruzicka&#8217;s is apparently famous for their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ruzickascatering.com\/jalapeno-salami\">Jalapeno Salami, and they&#8217;ll ship<\/a> that to you.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17332\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17332\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/snacksjpg.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17332\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-17332\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/snacksjpg-400x225.jpg\" alt=\"Random Meat Sticks Review\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17332\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Ruzicka&#8217;s Meat Sticks<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17326\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17326\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/klement2.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17326\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-17326\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/klement2-400x136.png\" alt=\"Random Meat Sticks Review\" width=\"400\" height=\"136\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17326\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Klement&#8217;s<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17331\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17331\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/jack-link.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17331\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-17331\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/jack-link-400x73.jpg\" alt=\"Random Meat Sticks Review\" width=\"400\" height=\"73\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17331\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Slim Jim Original<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Random Meat Sticks Review Random Meat Sticks Review<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I go on my drives, seeking out great dogs, burgers, and pizza across America, my in-vehicle snack food is frequently meat snack sticks, like Slim Jims. 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