{"id":15505,"date":"2016-01-08T11:15:46","date_gmt":"2016-01-08T17:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/?p=15505"},"modified":"2016-01-08T11:15:46","modified_gmt":"2016-01-08T17:15:46","slug":"harrahs-gulf-coast-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=15505","title":{"rendered":"The One in Which I Bitch About &#8220;Resort Fees&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/harrahs.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-15508\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-15508\" src=\"http:\/\/burgersdogspizza.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/harrahs.jpg\" alt=\"Harrahs Gulf Coast Review\" width=\"183\" height=\"76\" \/><\/a>It was bound to happen, hotels had to find ways to nickle and dime you like when the airlines added baggage charges (which brings in millions and millions). Today&#8217;s gripe is about Harrah&#8217;s, which is owned by private equity groups, and naturally they are going to squeeze every single dollar out of the company that they can. That&#8217;s what private equity does &#8211; customers, suppliers, employees don&#8217;t matter &#8211; putting bucks in the group&#8217;s personal wallets is the number one priority.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So I checked in to Harrah&#8217;s on the Gulf Coast, and the room was quite reasonable, but there was an $11 per day &#8220;resort fee.&#8221; \u00a0I thought this might be optional but was informed otherwise.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here&#8217;s what you got for your fee:<\/p>\n<ol style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Access to the swimming pool (it rained cats and dogs my entire stay)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Free&#8221; wifi in the room, which was as speedy as dial up, course you could upgrade for a fee<\/li>\n<li>Access to the workout room. \u00a0Yeah, right, I&#8217;m getting my exercise pulling slot levers.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In other words, I got precisely zip for my &#8220;resort fee.&#8221; \u00a0And one elevator out of four working. \u00a0And advertised 24 hour facilities that closed before midnight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Come on folks, wouldn&#8217;t you rather I donate that $11 to the casino? \u00a0Isn&#8217;t that what you want me there for?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Knock it off.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Harrahs Gulf Coast Review<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was bound to happen, hotels had to find ways to nickle and dime you like when the airlines added baggage charges (which brings in millions and millions). Today&#8217;s gripe is about Harrah&#8217;s, which is owned by private equity groups, and naturally they are going to squeeze every single dollar out of the company that&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/?p=15505\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The One in Which I Bitch About &#8220;Resort Fees&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,31],"tags":[145,861],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15505"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.peterstromquist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}